Actual Conversation*
On the topic of diet, exercise, and weightlifting:
Scott: “I was pretty into lifting weights last year for about 2 or 3 weeks then I just stopped.”
Me: “Psht, why were YOU lifting weights?! You plan on breaking up with your girlfriend or something?!”
Scott: “No I just..”
Me: “Only time you should be lifting weights is when you are looking for a girlfriend or planning on breaking up with your current one.”
Scott: “Yeah? So when do you start lifting weights?”
Me: “The day you have to be strong to push buttons on a keyboard.”
It’s a Friday night at 7 pm and I just finished doing homework/project work. I couldn’t go to band practice cause I’m so bogged down with work since next Tuesday and Wednesday are wiped out (I’m involved in a top-super Government experiment that involves tubes and my throat, no homo) and I have Blink tickets for Sunday. There are not enough days in the weekend, especially this weekend. Which is ironic to come from me cause it’s Homecoming weekend and I dislike festivities of the like very much.
